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Ep. 1 Help, I've arrived and I can't get in!
How do I open this door, and how do I get these f**king blinds closed?! Who knew you’d have to literally relearn how to function in a home just because you took a 10-hour flight over an ocean and through time…
Join us as we reveal our first impressions upon arrival in Rome. From being amazing by plates drying to sirens, birds, and so much more.
Ep. 2 Welcome! You've Got Friends
Oh, the good ol’ days of AOL where you could meet strangers from around the world in a chat room. It’s not so different today…albeit safer.
In this episode, we’re sharing a few good ways to meet people.
Ep. 3 How I Met Your Co-Host
Just like every superhero has their genesis, we too have a pivotal moment that launched us from ordinary citizen to microphone-wielding expat. Today, we’re taking you on a journey back to where it all began.
It’s the episode you didn’t know you needed, answering the questions nobody asked.
Ep. 4 Stop Trying to Make "Dryers" Happen!
It’s not going to happen!
Listen, we’ve all got our requests. But just like Gretchen Wieners and “fetch”, some things are just never going to happen.
Cue this episode of Americans Anonymous, where we cover the three things we each want to bring from the US but never will. Can we live without them? You bet! Do we want to? Hell no!
Ep. 5 Getting to the Point
We all know someone who just can’t seem to get to the point. They talk in circles. Repeat things. Tell you everything except the answer you’re looking for.
That’s also applies to Italians! At least most the ones we’ve interacted with so far.
Ep. 6 More Culture More Better
Why do EU countries have more culture than US states? The obvious answer is centuries of history. But we can’t deny the sheer size of America! And sure, each state does have its own bit of culture—especially between the broader regions.
Ep. 7 Twizy, Scoot Scoots, and Other Ways to Get Around
What’s your favorite way to get around town? You may be surprised to know that here in Rome (and across the European continent), there are MANY ways to shuffle to and fro.
From stand-up scooters and bikes to tricycle cars, mopeds, and unicycles. We literally have it all.
Ep. 8 Bringing a Bit of Italy to the States
Today we’re bringing a bit of la vita dolce to the land of the brave, which leads us to believe you ab-so-lute-ly CAN (or should) have it both ways.
From getting the f**k over it to turning down the heat, we’re spilling the beans on how to add a sprinkle of Italian spice to your star-spangled life.
Ep. 9 Veni, Vidi, Vacationed: Work Life and the MANY Vacations in Italy
Ah, Italy! The land of endless vacations, month-long summer breaks, and more federal holidays than you can count on both hands. But is life in Italy really just one big holiday?
Join us as we dive into the realities of living and working in this beautiful country.
Ep. 10 Italy 101: The Dos and Don'ts of Your First Trip
Ciao, Italia! In this episode, we’re diving into the excitement and challenges of taking your first trip to the beautiful country of Italy. From navigating the winding streets of Rome to indulging in the mouthwatering cuisine, we’ll share our top tips for making the most of your Italian adventure.
But it’s not all gelato and gondola rides! We’ll also hit on the common pitfalls and tourist traps. We’re all about safety here at AA.
Ep. 11 Heat-beating, A's first day-time scoot, and whatever a Jubilee is
How do you avoid melting into a puddle of sweat during an Italian summer heatwave? Apparently by hopping on a scooter and zipping around town—for free (at least for us)!
In this episode, we share our adventures attempting to stay cool while navigating the scorching streets of Italy. From learning what the heck a Jubilee is (and planning to avoid it like the plague) to mastering the art of the stand-up scooter in the midst of Roman traffic, join us as we reveal our (somewhat clumsy) efforts to embrace the Italian summer lifestyle.
Ep. 12 The Godfather's Guide to Amore
Are you ready to unravel the mysteries of amore? In this spicy episode, we’re diving headfirst into the passionate world of Italian dating and comparing it to the wild west of American courtship.
Join us as we dish on the delightful differences between these two romantic cultures. I’ll also spill the tea on how I met my own Italian stallion and trust me, it’s a story filled with charm, confusion, and pizza—the Italian trifecta!